hello. my name is emma and i am very tired. is it like 3am queensland time. or something. im v.v.v.hungry and my back is sunburnt. yesterday i went to big day out on gold coast. i woke up at 4.15am victorian time and william picked me up soon after that after i did my cleaning up of myself and putting clothes on n stuff. we drove to talithas mailbox then to the airport. it was early in the morning. upon arrival i tried to get a pasta zoo happy meal. the wouldn't let me. gaybos! so shit happened and w were ont he gold coast like 2 or 3 hours later. then charlotte picked us up and we queued outside safeway to get no doz and a banana. she took us back to her house so i could say a quick hello to the fam then she dropped us at the bus stop so we could go to BDO. we got there. there were lots of douches on the bus. anyway, we arrived at 10.30ish and bypassed all the massive queues (i need to poo right now but i have a $12,000 camera bag + equiptment in my possession. so instead ill just fart all over this hotel lobby) and went straight to the VIP entrance.
and i got a cool wristband which gets me quicker beer and seats and shade and access to famous kids. ok poo time BRB!