Friday, February 09, 2007
update de l'emma
hello dears.
lots has happened recently. kinda not really.
i'll photoblog it. i think thats what its called. cos its not called phlogging.
ok here we go. we'll start from new years. cos i haven't been very up to date recently.

on new years, we all peaked too early, isabel especially. but it was kinda fun none the less. kinda.

william, gregory and myself invented the best meal in the world which i then at. its from mcdonalds.
- all 3 thickshake flavours
- all mcflurry additions
- flakes x 892382
- giant straw
- massive cup
it is sex.

james got fat.

i got bored at work and covered rocks in melted cheese and then made seaguls eat the rocks.
PHOTOLOG! thats the word i was thinking of. damn im good.

at some point during the month of january (poosibly the 19th) it got very hot. and humid. and i was at work. and our baguettes melted. no joke.


i went to big day out on the gold coast. william took pictures and i had fun and did stuff.
then i went to big day out in sydney.

william forgot to wake up, and when i was waiting for him for 30mins outside i got attacked by creatures of the night. such as this spider with a light on its eyeball.

when we got to sydney, they had rad double decker trains.

polly having fun with a small dog at megans tripleJJJ hottest 100 countdown party.

james looking like a fag after he stole my earring from peter from oh mercy who stole it from his friend who stole it from me... at melbourne big day out. i dressed like a pirate k. i didn't randomly have an earring.
i should really stop pretending like peter from oh mecy is some huge rockstar. i did see him naked the other day. so maybe i wont stop pretending.

i got a jeep.

cat in the jeep.

I GOT MY P's!!!!!!!!!!! WOO!
and yes, i know i look crosseyed. shut up.
ok i think that is all.
Labels: big day out, car, gold coast, isabel, james, jeep, jose, mcdonalds, parties, socks, sydney, william, work
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
my dream
last night i had a dream that i was at big day out and i was holding matt bellamys hand. and amy was dancing in the photo pit. and peter was on stage playing drums... with dom. and when i say drums, i actually mean the cowbell.
isabel was wearing clown shoes. and that emo kid 2 years below me at school who played trumpet that angus knows... michael someone? yeah, he was there with his ugly lesbian sister (im not sure if he has a sister in real life, but he did in my dream. and she was an ugly lesbian.)
it was very vivid.
Labels: big day out, dreams
Monday, January 29, 2007
eyeballs
i went to melbourne big day out yesterday. and it was fun.
i saw lots of great bands.
i went home with the drummer of one of the bands. nice boy. thats a slight lie, as he wasnt with me on the way back, but he was later.
the end.
Labels: big day out
Monday, January 22, 2007
GET STUCK ON STAMPS #4
i ded
can't speak for will. but
h islept through take-off. and he was asleep before me.
fjhweifuhbwejfbewhkjf nbhejrwbfhber wjhfb
big day out = death day out.
*** time elapses ***
awake now.
enjoying non complimantary apple juice.
g a yLabels: airplane, big day out, gold coast, william
GET STUCK ON STAMPS #3
K. its like 4.30. william is soooo grumpy. not very nice to be around. at least he isn't as bad as james when he is grumpy.
back to BDO round-up.
here is my list of bands seen:
- Afra + Incredible BBB
- unearthed winner (not nearly as sex as melbs unearthed)
- operator pls
- mamal
- i <3>
- butterfly effect
- trivium
- scribe
- mcr
- sleepy jackson
- vines
- kasabian
- killers
- sfk
- jetgay
- drones
- muse
- tooooooool
I am TIREDwalking to 1000 stages with 16kg of bag all day makes me grumpy!
a machine beeps twice. wills reaction: "shut the fuck up stupid fucking beeper"
*** later edit ***
purple = william
also, please do not think im some spastic that can't name bands and spell shit and type grammatically, i was on no sleep and surviving on no doz for like 27 or so hours when this was written. the last few posts were written sitting in the hotel lobby at conrad jupitors after we spent several hours in the casino gambling all our money away.
i lost $4 - william lost more.
this particular post was written at coolangatta airport.
Labels: airport, big day out, conrad jupitors, gold coast, james, william
GET STUCK ON STAMPS #2
k bak.
i tried to buy condoms in the toilet but the machine was dead.
Anyway, after that, and lathering white shit om my skin which did nothing to protect from the sun. yeah, after all that and getting wills photo jacket, i went to see lots of bands.
i have to go k.
bye. i write more at airpork k.
bye.
- E
MMAPLabels: big day out, condoms, conrad jupitors, gold coast, william
GET STUCK ON STAMPS
hello.
my name
is emma and i am
very tired.
is it like 3am queensland time.
or something.
im v.v.v.hungry and my back is sunburnt.
yesterday i went to big day out on gold coast.
i woke up at 4.15am victorian time and william picked me up soon after that after i did my cleaning up of myself and putting clothes on n stuff.
we drove to talithas mailbox then to the airport. it was early in the morning. upon arrival i tried to get a pasta zoo happy meal. the wouldn't let me. gaybos!
so shit happened and w were ont he gold coast like 2 or 3 hours later.
then charlotte picked us up and we queued outside safeway to get no doz and a banana.
she took us back to her house so i could say a quick hello to the fam then she dropped us at the bus stop so we could go to BDO.
we got there. there were lots of douches on the bus. anyway, we arrived at 10.30ish and bypassed all the massive queues (i need to poo right now but i have a $12,000 camera bag + equiptment in my possession. so instead ill just fart all over this hotel lobby) and went straight to the VIP entrance.
RAD HUH?
and i got a cool wristband which gets me quicker beer and seats and shade and access to famous kids. ok poo time BRB!
Labels: big day out, charlotte, conrad jupitors, gold coast, william
Saturday, January 20, 2007
shoot the runner
hello lovers,
does anyone miss me? they clearly dont, as i havent had a comment on ANY of my last few posts. where the hell is angus (and lady godiva)?
well, i'm not going to be missed yet, as i havent gone anywhere, BUT tomorrow, in the wee hours of the morn, william and i will be trecking to tullamarine for our like negative 11am flight to the other side of the world. and when i say negative 11am, i actually mean like 6am. which is TOTAL death in all earthly ways. it means i'll be picked up at like 4am or some shit hour in the morning like that. shudders.
HOWEVER, there is comfort in the fact that i will be spending the day with rockstars. YEY! and i get to blog all day. DOUBLE YEY! ps.
blog.
i just got back from a driving lesson about an hour ago. it was with my new instructor, david. nice guy. my first driving instructor i dumped, then the second one dumped me, hopefully this one will go the distance. i'm looking forward to my test. it should be fun... hopefully.
i now have to stop blogging and talk to william re: arrangements.
i should blog lots tomo.
bye bye all.
Labels: big day out, blog, driving
Thursday, January 18, 2007
3 cheap chocolates for breakfast
hello all.
i am in a very good mood as i get to stay in bed for an extra hour this morning. steph from work called and told me i didn't have to come in until 11, instead of 10am. it was sort-of pre-arranged, so i was expecting it. but boy, is it a good feeling.
work bores me now. it is the same thing every day. every week.
the people are nice enough, but thats not to say some annoy me a bit, but they are mostly the ones that have been there for as long (and longer) that i have. i think i am just over them. i know their ways and their ideas, and whether its keeping a stock past its use by date, or being a dumbass, i'm just over it. it's time for a change. i've applied for a few jobs that i really like the sound of. like, i can really imagine myself working there and being happy. when i first applied at browns, i was appliying in every store i could see, and i really couldn't imagine myself working in a bakery, but one and a half years later i'm still there. sigh.
it's basically my second home. that is to allude to the fact that i am there more than i'm at home pretty much. and browns food is basically like 2/3rds of my meals.
working with the girls is fun, but when the older ladies are put into the equation, they sort of dampen down the fun.
so, i'm over browns. browns is so passe. the end.
i realise i haven't blogged to often recently... thats because i think i'm kind of over browns. but at least i documented all of year 12 at school, VCE and schoolies. that was fun. i think i even remember documenting when i first started at browns.
anyway, HOPEFULLY this sunday will make up for my lack of blogging recently.
i'm flying up to queensland for the day, basically to blog apparently. i'm going to big day out (free of charge. niiiiice!) to chill for the day, listen to the AWESOME lineup this year and hang with rockstars. har har har hoff hoff hoff. it should be a pretty rad day, except for the fact that i'm going to be alone ALL day. sososososo sad. but i'll make friends, hopefully with muse or tool (if we are aiming high, eg. musicians, then probably bands like sfk or you am i would be more likely... but even that is aiming way high.) or maybe randoms in the crowd. sure william aaron will be there, but he is special and will be running around in the crazy photo pits all day and night.
anyway... go to
this website and take note of the blog bit. because that will be me. WOO! only for queensland though, and maybe a little bit of sydney. i dunno about that one. and maybe melbourne as well. (PLEASE W.A.S? so i can write about how sexy the drummer is in the
triple j unearthed band?)
Speaking of triple j unearthed, but le best band won the melbourne bdo gig. they are
oh mercy. they are rad. i've seen them twice. and sometimes when i wake up they are rehearsing outside the door. i also happen to have a hideously
HUGE crush on the drummer of the band. as in, whenever he enters a room that i just happen to be in my heart beat rises and i go all pink.
he also happens to be the little yet cooler, radder and better brother of james. i so picked the wrong one. :(
at lease i was smart enough to pick the youngest one. *shudders*
anyway, i have to go and get ready for work. sigh. i hate these 8 and 9 hour days. it's just a bitch to be on your feet the whole time. i need a job with a seat.
Labels: bands, big day out, blog, jobs, music, sleep, work
Thursday, January 11, 2007
long weekend.
i was supposed to work today. but i was called up and told not to come in. which means.... long weekend! sortof. because my two weekend days are wednesday and friday... now i have thursday off which means long weekend. im ghey. shut up i know. but im damn excited.
so, i have the day all to myself. i've already slept in until 1pm, and all i did yesterday was stay in bed until like 8pm, with a slight excursion down to maccas so i could make a mac and cheese big mac. it was yum.
actually, except for the meal im having now, which consists of belgian chocolates left over from christmas and week old smiths potatoe chips, my last three meals have been mcdonalds.
last night for dinner i had a huge thickshake with all flavours and all the mcflurry add-ons. it was like $5 - absolute bargain. last night was fun. william said that i'd blog about it, so to spite him im not going to blog. (neighbours. blackburn. bogan music. mcdonalds)
yesterday i made james look pretty.

then we had a fight because it was hot. like a trillion degrees yesterday. wah.
but i cooled myself down with the rad thickshake.
on "my" last blog post, i mentioned i was going out that night. it was an awesome night. but my vomit is all over melbourne. my bad.
anyway. i have to go and get dressed because william is coming to pick me up soon so we can go to fitzroy for something. i dont know why though.
ps. like a week and a little bit until BIG DAY OUT GOLD COAST!!! then like 5 days after that... SYDNEY!!! then a week after that... MELBOURNE!!!
ps. the band that won triple j unearthed... i am sleeping with the drummer. kinda. not really. i just sleep in his house sometimes. and yeah.
Labels: big day out, james, mcdonalds, william, work