radso this is me.
fetisheswhat you like
wishlistand i want: optimus prime.
Monday, July 31, 2006
shaun was on popstarsjames almost died today. but he survived. there was blood everywhere. and he ended up on the ground. it was pretty intense. im glad he made it. the end.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
bring corruption to all that you touchi prank called work today. it was pure gold.
browns employee: good afternoon, browns brighton, how may i help you?however, it was quite sad. they didn't have any cupcakes. and i didn't account for this in my speech. so it ended rather quickly.
emma: yes, good afternoon. can you tell me? is this the browns in church street, brighton?
b: why yes, yes it is.
e: ahh jolly good. now, do you have any cupcakes left today?
b: yes, we do.
e: ahh good good, could i please put one aside to collect later?
b: certainly! what colour would you like?
e: is yellow available? my husband you see, used to have bees. and the yellow one with the stripes remind him of the bees.
b: uhhhh. :S yes, we have yellow. would you like me to put it aside for you?
e: excellent, yes, please put it under the name of "gary"
b: done and done. i'll see you shortly!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
i always thought...for my entire life of eating at nandos, i'd always thought that it was a safe family environment. well, i so assumed.
Friday, July 21, 2006
senorita... i feel for you...this morning so far, my alarm clock went of 2 hours early, i received a ticket infringement notice worth $154 and my room is so cold that i can see my own breath when i sing along to justin timberlake.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
cry me a riveri bought justified today. and i am not ashamed that i now own a justin timberlake cd. at all.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
the usualthe usual. exactly. nothing new. nothing exciting.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
i need to shower and wee... but i HAVE to blog firstok. so i haven't blogged in 6 days. i feel like a piece of my soul is missing.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
i love james long time.yesterday night i almost got done for having my feet on the seat on public transport. but some drunk guy opposite me was making a huge fuss and he didn't have a ticket so the guy doing me had to help his comrades in trenchcoats to escort the drunk guy off the tram. thankfully. because the drunk guy smelled funny. and i was scared he was going to talk to me and ask me where safeway in kew was. like i know that? and like anyone good would work there...
i just had my first (two) krispy kreme doughnut(s) - i feel morbidly obesetoday something exciting happened to me. except it isn't very exciting to anyone else. so i will try to say just a few points on the issue... but then it will most likely turn into some random ramble as is the trend on most of my blog posts.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
QuaintvilleAs i sit here sipping passion pop, listening to lou reed and occassionally nibbling on a hash cooghee I contemplate how much fun i have had on this trip... and how incredibly seedy i am.