radso this is me.
fetisheswhat you like
wishlistand i want: optimus prime.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
moook. during my procrastination of doing my assignments i was reading my horoscope on myspace.com i'm scared. it's far to true to life right now.
Taurusi want to be out at onesixone or the hawthorn or with james or... not here... just having "a good time in the present moment" but i feel that i "need to do the right thing" and finish all my assignments.
Your struggle is between two facets of yourself. You truly want to have a good time in the present moment but you also need to do the right thing. It can be hard to do both. But this is not the end of the story, for your attempt to incorporate both aspects of yourself creates your current situation. Finding your way through this dilemma will take you on a journey into your own subconscious mind. What you find there can help you be a happier person.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
this post is pure orgasmicfor the last 15 or so minutes i have been popping bubble wrap bubbles. i started off big (there is an audio feast for you all, when i can be bothered uploading it it) popping lots and lots and lots of bubbles at the one time. this was an intense release of pressure from my system. but now i have been slowly working through the sheets of bubble wrap, bubble by little bubble. and boy, does it feel good. it's like popping pimples... but with an erogenous sound, and no mess involved.
i have a midsemester test in 30 minutes. im going to shit all over it. boo yeah!no matter what people say, guys that smoke really do look cool.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
i think bloggy is broken.yesterday or the day before, this blog wasnt working. and i still cant get onto it. but amy can. and im confused. and tired. and im still not finished my assignment and im 55 minutes past my deadline for wanting to finish it.
myspazi think i have been banned from myspace. it won't let me log into my normal account but it will let me log into gary's account.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
my assignment smells like bourbon.this is effort #2 in procrastination tonight. the first effort just died. and after this im going to find some food.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
girl on a motorbikei have this sexy new photo on my lisence now. with my thermals, old woolen jumper, and red helmet line all showing. it's pure sex.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
motorcycle driver, motorcycle driver. DONT YOU KNOW!!! BMX is BETTER THAN SEX!louisa pointed out to me the other day, that whenever i speak to her it's sex related. i don't speak to her very often, and as i have learnt in my quantitative analysis for business systems class, that the sample size is too small... however, there is basically 100% rate of me talking about sex.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
bmx. better than sex.the cleaner walked in on me when i was on the toilet. i suppose its karma. because i walked in on some old woman in the safeway toilets last week.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
corrupt, behold, spell, risk, burn, death, pay, hex, beg, burn.the best thing that happened to me today, was that i found $10 in my jeans pocket.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
sex? sex. sex sex sex? ohh, and sex? sex. yes, sex.i'm getting my motorbike licence (hopefully - we all know i'm a spastic and will probably fail) next week, well... the week after. how fun! it means i'll be able to get a new photo for my L's so i won't look like a drug dealer anymore. well... i'll look like less of a drug dealer. which reminds me... georgia said something very rude to me the other day. i should stop being nice to her so much.