rad
so this is me.
and this is my blog.
as it turns out, i don't wrie
here much anymore.
myspace and facebook took over.
im so lame.
fetishes
what you like
addictions: chicken schnitzel, sudoku + nerd stuff
zomg:
love:
wishlist
and i want: optimus prime.
and: justin timberlake.
and maybe: less lameness
Monday, November 27, 2006
the lorne/torq blog #3
well, i have absolutely no recollection of the last post. my guess is that it was written about 1am last night.
i am still in the car, but more warm because the sun is up. lucy just got out of the tent, and the angel she is, she brought me some water. my head really hurts bad.
last night was pretty fun. i think i forgot to mention in my last post that lucy has a friend on schoolies up here slash down here staying in the caravan park with all the schoolies peeps
let me exlain, because the one company owns
all the caravan parks in lorne, they have decided to put all the schoolies '06 children in the one spot.
this happens to be queens park. it is fucking feral. it is basically just tents, empty bottles and dirty
dirty teenagers everywhere. (added later: also there is human excrement on the sides of the roads. and it smelled like urine)
it is fairly putrid.
and when i say "fairly putrid" i actually mean "disgustingly putrid." This is the place that is $100 per night. who would want to pay that to live in a pig-stye? people pay that to stay in 4 or 5 star hotels per night. gaybos.
so last night, we hopped into the only cab in town. and went to the pig stye at queens park. we made some friends and took the free shuttle bus down to the beach. there was a makeshift club in the lorne hotel, pretty ghey though. so we went down to the foreshore (for sure!) which was basically just a lot of boys standing around trying to scam onto the minimal amount of girls around. i have to say, the ratio here is not in the male species favour. (awesome, the septic tank waste removal truck is here)
