Sunday, November 26, 2006
the lorne/torq blog #1
Lucy is forcing me to drink alcohol as we are going to a party tonight in a barn.
crack?
I suspect that she is trying to get me drunk so that i dont look like a complete nerd infront of her friend/s. this is quite understandable as if i were in her position i would probably try to persuade me just to stay at home/in the tent.
speaking of tents, we have successfully arrived in lorne. sort of.
we are actually camping 10 minutes out of lorne in a v.cool caravan park who quoted us a price and stuck to it.
what i mean by that is that, when we called up the main caravan joint in lorne, and after a few simple questions, they quoted us $22 a night. upon arrival, they then quadrupelled the price, bumping it up to $100 per night. purely because we are schoolies age. gay to the max!
They also happened to own all the caravan parks in lorne. bum!
So now we are here, in the awesome
cumberland river holiday park.
we love these guys.
awesome service.
perfect positioning for a quiet family holiday.
however, lucy and i are not quite family. although we did try to persuade the first ghey caravan park that we were. :P
On the trip here, we almost died. lucy almost hugged a koala and we almost rolled down a mountain backwards because the didnt have enough power to get up. and handbreak starts aren't that fun on steep angles. but we made it in one piece. yey!
toolies '06!!!
i am very cold. lucy is trying to persuade me to wear something other than jeans, a t-shirt and a hoodie. but i would prefer to leave tonights festivities in an un-hypothermic state.
lucy however, is wearing shorts, a small top, and probably heels (this was later confirmed). i think tonight the minimum is getting to about 7degr. but im sure she'll find someone warm to snuggle up to. ;)
did i mention we are going to a (interlude: the couple in the camper-van next to us are having sex. i think.) party in a fucking BARN! it's going to turn into a hoe-down or something. should be fun though.
pre-drinks by myself isn't much fun. especially curled up in a ball, trying to keep warm, in the car and next to sexing old people.
it is very dark outside. i might have a power nap before we call a taxi. lucy is still getting ready in the public bathroom. she is a crack-up that one. when i got to her house this morning she hadn't even started packing. she had a massive bag (twice the size of mine) for toiletries and another bag for all the toiletries she couldn't fit in the first one.
ok. powernap time.
