Thursday, August 31, 2006
moo
ok. during my procrastination of doing my assignments i was reading my horoscope on myspace.com i'm scared. it's far to true to life right now.Taurusi want to be out at onesixone or the hawthorn or with james or... not here... just having "a good time in the present moment" but i feel that i "need to do the right thing" and finish all my assignments.
Your struggle is between two facets of yourself. You truly want to have a good time in the present moment but you also need to do the right thing. It can be hard to do both. But this is not the end of the story, for your attempt to incorporate both aspects of yourself creates your current situation. Finding your way through this dilemma will take you on a journey into your own subconscious mind. What you find there can help you be a happier person.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
this post is pure orgasmic
for the last 15 or so minutes i have been popping bubble wrap bubbles. i started off big (there is an audio feast for you all, when i can be bothered uploading it it) popping lots and lots and lots of bubbles at the one time. this was an intense release of pressure from my system. but now i have been slowly working through the sheets of bubble wrap, bubble by little bubble. and boy, does it feel good. it's like popping pimples... but with an erogenous sound, and no mess involved.The only negative is that my forefingers and thumbs have become very sore. that is why i took a rest and blogged.
i feel so calm and relaxed now. i should make a series of theraputic tapes so that people could pay me lots of money for them and pop along to my theraputic tapes.
i have a midsemester test in 30 minutes. im going to shit all over it. boo yeah!
no matter what people say, guys that smoke really do look cool.note to self:
NOT
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
i think bloggy is broken.
yesterday or the day before, this blog wasnt working. and i still cant get onto it. but amy can. and im confused. and tired. and im still not finished my assignment and im 55 minutes past my deadline for wanting to finish it.im so sad right now.
myspaz
i think i have been banned from myspace. it won't let me log into my normal account but it will let me log into gary's account.i am very sad.
in other news. my assignment is the best looking assignment ever. its like all pink and shit!
Saturday, August 19, 2006
my assignment smells like bourbon.
this is effort #2 in procrastination tonight. the first effort just died. and after this im going to find some food.my muddah got a camera yesterday. canon powershot something or other. she won't let me play with it. even though i put in $300 towards it. i took it for a spin when she wasn't looking. i couldnt find anything good to photograph. here is what i found.
he is vicious.
the camera has mega zoom.
ya fet.
upon returning camera, i came across an obstacle. muddah hadn't noticed missing camera until it was returned. oops.ok. it is time for me to end. as ive just spent an hour procrastinating blogging. damn you myspace!!!
ps. onesixone this thursday everyone. be there at 9.30 though. cos a... goodish band is playing first up, and the drummer is really awesome. he rides bikes goodly-ish. but his brother is better (in general. not at riding bikes.)
ps. onesixone this thursday everyone. be there at 9.30 though. cos a... goodish band is playing first up, and the drummer is really awesome. he rides bikes goodly-ish. but his brother is better (in general. not at riding bikes.)
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
girl on a motorbike
i have this sexy new photo on my lisence now. with my thermals, old woolen jumper, and red helmet line all showing. it's pure sex.i got my motorbike learners permit tonight. i can now rage through the streets on my fully sick bike (which i don't have) in all my flashy riding gear (which hasn't been bought yet) and have all my men on the back seat (which i'm not allowed to do.)
my coolness rating has just been lifted 10-fold tonight. all because i have a little piece of paper that says "PASS"
3 cheers for daryl and co at motorcycle motion too. im impressed with them 100%. i'd reccomend them to anyone.
ps. this is the kind of bike i rode. (note: this is not me on the bike. i am way cooler than this person.)
Saturday, August 12, 2006
motorcycle driver, motorcycle driver. DONT YOU KNOW!!! BMX is BETTER THAN SEX!
louisa pointed out to me the other day, that whenever i speak to her it's sex related. i don't speak to her very often, and as i have learnt in my quantitative analysis for business systems class, that the sample size is too small... however, there is basically 100% rate of me talking about sex.
(the bus stop seat was wet the other day and i was sad)i guess it's kind of true... if you look at the last 3 blog post subject headers, and this one, 75% are sex related. even though two of them are song lyrics, and the other is related to someone else who none-stop talks about sex... to someone who doesn't know me very well... they'd think im obsessed with sex. salona touched on this about a month or two back in one of my blog posts.
(this is my database tute. thats amir. his fat body is covering most of the tutor... who kicked me and jon out of the tute because i was doing my work, and then jon took a photo of me. i dont see any logic in the expulsion.)sex.
im bored.
must... keep... blogging... to... waste... time... and... not... do... assignments...
(james looks dead. but creepy dead because his eyes are open.)my day was shit today. i had to wake up at 7.30. the first face i saw was jons,
(jon is obese. and a nerd.) so naturally it was going to turn into a shitty day. the first 4 hours of my day consisted of learning about motorbikes. im not very smart at motorbikes. but im better than james' brother. which means im smarter than james.jon is a motorbike nerd. 100% my ass! pfft.
sex.
then i went to work. ate lots of food. minutes seemed like hours. almost died. then came home.because there was no one interesting to talk to on msn/gtalk... i decided to hang with my mum. i'm really cool. yep. i hang out with my mum on a saturday night. (i have to work early on sunday mornings... so i don't go out. i swear!)
we watched this rad new tv show thats gonna come out in summer i think. its about this drug dealing mum. its basically, desperate housewives with weed. so it makes it pretty entertaining. i'll watch it at least.
(last week... well, 2 weeks ago now... at uni was like cultural week or something. so one day before a lecture, salona and i bought this pink drink which was apparently rose/lychee/golden syrup. it was gross. we couldn't even give it away. there was also fish balls on a stick. they were yum, but we were suspicious as to where the balls came from, because it didn't feel like normal fish. and we also got a cup of corn. all for $2. bargain? im still not sure.)ps. sex.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
bmx. better than sex.
the cleaner walked in on me when i was on the toilet. i suppose its karma. because i walked in on some old woman in the safeway toilets last week.ps. computer camp love.
pps. georgia just farted in the quiet study area in the library.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
corrupt, behold, spell, risk, burn, death, pay, hex, beg, burn.
the best thing that happened to me today, was that i found $10 in my jeans pocket.Wednesday, August 02, 2006
sex? sex. sex sex sex? ohh, and sex? sex. yes, sex.
i'm getting my motorbike licence (hopefully - we all know i'm a spastic and will probably fail) next week, well... the week after. how fun! it means i'll be able to get a new photo for my L's so i won't look like a drug dealer anymore. well... i'll look like less of a drug dealer. which reminds me... georgia said something very rude to me the other day. i should stop being nice to her so much.i think i've found a bike i'm most likely going to get. it's a mates... who's upgrading. the one that i really really wanted came with a flame thrower kit... and has a can of V attached to it, but no one seems to know what the can of V or the flamethrower does. so now i'm not allowed to get that one. shame.
so if all goes to plan, the one i'm getting is black. i saw it today. but thats all i know about it. its black. i guess black is a slimming colour. and when i'm in my leathers i'll look even slimmer. yessss... name me a car that makes you look slim!
exactly.
i want a flamethrower. so then i can win chicken.