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rad

so this is me.
and this is my blog.
as it turns out, i don't wrie
here much anymore.

myspace and facebook took over.

im so lame.

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addictions: chicken schnitzel, sudoku + nerd stuff
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love:

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and i want: optimus prime.
and: justin timberlake.
and maybe: less lameness

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

bring corruption to all that you touch

i prank called work today. it was pure gold.
i wanted it to go something like this:

browns employee: good afternoon, browns brighton, how may i help you?
emma: yes, good afternoon. can you tell me? is this the browns in church street, brighton?
b: why yes, yes it is.
e: ahh jolly good. now, do you have any cupcakes left today?
b: yes, we do.
e: ahh good good, could i please put one aside to collect later?
b: certainly! what colour would you like?
e: is yellow available? my husband you see, used to have bees. and the yellow one with the stripes remind him of the bees.
b: uhhhh. :S yes, we have yellow. would you like me to put it aside for you?
e: excellent, yes, please put it under the name of "gary"
b: done and done. i'll see you shortly!

however, it was quite sad. they didn't have any cupcakes. and i didn't account for this in my speech. so it ended rather quickly.
10 minutes later, i went in to see the girls, and as it happens, they knew it was me (which i sort of picked up on) but naturally, they couldn't really say anything on the phone. apparenly after i called they were thinking of all these ways to get me back.

i was at uni all day today, and no one noticed my new appendage. im not sure if appendage is the right word. im sure some people use it to replace "penis" - but just to be clear, i do not have a new penis. (my old one is sufficient enough)