Wednesday, April 12, 2006
seat cover world
every day on my lone trip to uni on the bus, i pass an interesting establishment which goes by the name of "seat cover world" - i will not go into detail about the drab appearance and shiftyness of the place, nor will i expand on the strage fact that the windows are tinted to the max, and the entire top floors curtains are always drawn closed, i will mearly comment on the beauty which is seat covers.
when i think of seat covers, i automatically think of car seat covers. but upon more thought on the issue, i realise that "seat cover world" does not actually specify what kind of seat covers it conceals in its depths.
I figure that they advertise themselves as being a "world" of seat covers, therefore they must contain all forms of seat covers.
dictionary.com defines "world" as:
- A realm or domain
- A particular way of life
- A celestial body such as a planet
so, being the "realm of seat covers" and having "seat covers as a way of life" and by including "a celestial body of seat covers" - one could only assume that "sea cover world" would contain all forms of seat covers.
in my thinking about seat covers i found that there are indeed a lot of different kinds of seats to be covered. yes, there are car seats to be covered as i mentioned, and also other various forms of transport, such as motorbikes, bicycles, trucks and busses. i looked down the isle of the bus, only to find that my brainstorming was correct. yes, the bus driver was indeed sitting on this very stylish grey lambs skin bus-drivers-seat cover.
was it possible that shane the bus driver got his seat cover from "seat cover world?"
at uni i found that there were many seats to be covered, there are the couches in the library, the swivel chairs in the computer labs, the lecture theatre seats and even the park benches on the lemon scented lawns could be covered if needs be. does "seat cover world" cater for all these seats too?
what about my seats at home? the big pleather chair in the computer room would be quite a hassle to cover if i ever needed to cover it. couches are relatively easy to cover... but would "seat cover world" cover those super snazzy "home theatre" chairs like they have in gold class at the movies, but ritzier? or those fantastic "L" shaped couches?
gosh. so, i typed this entire thing, without bothering to check if such a classy establishment such as "seat cover world" had a website. as it turns out
they do. all my questions have been answered in this insightful website. if you too are curious about the mysteries of "seat cover world" please feel free to visit their
website.
just be thankful i didn't write 500 words on the albino guy i saw today. he was actually a real albino too. with WHITE hair, disgustingly pale/pink skin, long clothes that covered every part of his body except his head, and extremely dark sunglasses inside so that no one could see his pink eyeballs.
