Friday, March 03, 2006
fifth day at uni - from the bus terminal
I have like 10 or 15 mins before my bus arrives. So todays blog is from the bus stop, and possibly the bus too if i get carried away.
wow a shuttle bus just went past. it goes from clayton monash to the peninsula monash. that sounds like... wow a berwick -> clayton one just stopped here too. Maybe one day i'll go down to franga or berwick to hang out. speaking of which... Brodie is supposed to be at the clayton campus. I'll have to find her one day.
So, I woke up this morning, and suddenly realised that I have 2 MASSIVE bruises on my knees from the play boats last night. (wow, on the other side of the terminal there is a chick with the coolest trombone case) The boat they put me in first was this rickity old polo boat. so then i was whacked in this super cool playboat which was too short for me. And i lost feeling in my legs after about 10 mins. As in...
bus is here.
where was i??? oh wow - i was telling yet another boring story about my life.
As in... when I got out of the boat I basically fell down in the water because I had no control of myself. v.embarassing. The boat was awesome though. It was so easy to get the nose or tail under the water. Met some pretty nifty people too.
Today I only had to come in for one lecture, but it was a pretty dandy day. Will picked me up (man, this bus driver is an asshole) in his super cool - but illegal car and we vroomed around the place. He has this little gadget right, and it beeps whenever we got close to a red light camera. It also sets off car alarms. How cool!
I don't like this bus driver. He made me buy a full fare ticket because my concession card expired just 3 days ago. And he is very jerky with his driving. And he was rude to this old lady because she had a frame. But that was ok cos she was rude to me.
This other old lady (yes!!! bus driver change over!) who was opposite me before, had the biggest ears I've ever seen. Then when angry Kamahl the bus driver stopped suddenly she fell forwards and her ear lobes wobbled, and her beard swayed with the motion - she also muttered in a eastern european accent "i am old.."
Wow... fancy that - one of my old scout buddies just got on. I hadn't seen him in like 5 years. He's going good.
Now there is a lady godiva look-a-like opposite me... but a chubby version. Ahh crap, I think he just saw me write that... ok, so he's not chubby... just bigger than the original... which isn't a hard thing to be.
Just past my normal stop. "hello/goodbye house!" - but have to spend another 10 mins on this bitch of an un-airconditioned bus.
BITCH! this new driver didn't ask the 40-something year old for her concession card. YOu'd basically expect any concession card person to be an actual concession if they got on at an educational institution, it's just a waste of time asking.
well... clearly not because mine was expired. shh!!!
Oh gross! I have left sweat drips on the wall which I was leaning on. And now my arm is all wet. I can't wait to get to beautiful air conditioned work and just sit in the fridge for a bit.
I'm going to get there in perfect timing. So with that my friends - I leave you.
remember... arms are for hugging... the dandy warhols.
