"A Beef and Burgundy Pie? Sure! would you like sugar with that?"
On phone to a customer: "Good morning! Bakers Delight - how can I help you?"
"Would you like your bread chewed? or as is?"
Customer: "I'm looking for a cake for a 2 year olds Birthday party" Browns Employee: "How about a Tiramisu?"
Browns Employee: "You drink a lot of Coffee! What do you do?" Customer: "I'm a Truck Driver" Browns Employee: "My son wanted to be a truck driver. But i wouldn't let him. he is too good to be a truck driver"
"Have you seen my buttons?"
Browns Employee #1: "Eew! This Muffin is Mouldy!" Browns Employee #2: "No, that's how it's supposed to look."
And once whilst someone was cleaning, they accidentally pressed the Panic Button, but didn't know it until 5 minutes later, the street was filled up with Police Cars, and the shop was raided by multiple policemen with guns and hitting sticks.
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