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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Quotes from the Overworked Staff at Browns

"A Beef and Burgundy Pie? Sure! would you like sugar with that?"


On phone to a customer: "Good morning! Bakers Delight - how can I help you?"


"Would you like your bread chewed? or as is?"


Customer: "I'm looking for a cake for a 2 year olds Birthday party"
Browns Employee: "How about a Tiramisu?"


Browns Employee: "You drink a lot of Coffee! What do you do?"
Customer: "I'm a Truck Driver"
Browns Employee: "My son wanted to be a truck driver. But i wouldn't let him. he is too good to be a truck driver"


"Have you seen my buttons?"


Browns Employee #1: "Eew! This Muffin is Mouldy!"
Browns Employee #2: "No, that's how it's supposed to look."


And once whilst someone was cleaning, they accidentally pressed the Panic Button, but didn't know it until 5 minutes later, the street was filled up with Police Cars, and the shop was raided by multiple policemen with guns and hitting sticks.

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