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Monday, November 14, 2005

Amy & Emma's No Fail Pick-Up Lines for Brass Players

Do you ever find yourself sitting in band/orchestra/ensemble looking at that sexy tuba player and thinking to yourself "man, i wish i could ask him/her out on a date, but I just don't know how!"

Well, don't worry, because we have a list of no fail pick up lines for any brass player, no matter what size bell they have.
These have been tried and tested by a panel of brass players and non-brass players.

• You can polish my horn anytime
• Do you want to oil my valves?
  
• Would you like to lubricate my boner?
  
• How long is your slide?
• Would you like to help me laquer my horn?
  
• Would you like to see my new tonguing techniques?
• Can I release your condensation sometime?

Try these in any musical situation!

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