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Saturday, August 13, 2005

"i'm too sexy for my ciabattas!"

Every day at work, there is this guy from the railway cafe/restaurant (you know the one brighton people! - the one we always want to go into but we always have to catch a train when we are there, and then we forget about it when we are in church st and want food.) and his name is Nicholas. He, as my boss puts it "is a creepy womaniser" - and it's 100% true. He is creepy, and he is sleazy.
He has greasy slick black hair and a really sinister face just like Professor Snape from Hogwarts.
So before the other day he just scared me. But now that I found this I just can't help but laugh when I see him. I literally have to go out the back of the shop and have a good chuckle.

Today it was brilliant. Camille went out to get his bread (he gets his bread 4 sliced ciabattas, wholesale from browns, so he is special... and whats really annoying is that he always gives a $100 buck note for something that only costs $12.00 - so you have to take the money out of the till, then do the whole she-bang) so i went to serve the other man in the store, but he was talking to Nicholas, so i'm like "are you two together?" and the guy goes, "yeah, I'm with Nicholas" - in this dark and european accent. This almost set me off, I was just imagining Snape "doing his little turn on the catwalk" but i contain myself, then Nicholas goes to me "oh, we're not TOGETHER, together." and then he gives me this sleazy wink. IT WAS GROSS!!! so i'm just thinking to myself "sexy snape, sexy snape, sexy snape" and then i went behind the coffee machine and quitely laughed whilst eating my muffin.

Ahhh... sexy snape. you can read my post about sexy snape here. I've been listening to the sexy snape song in the background for about 2 hours now. It never tires.

- Em xoxo

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