Friday, August 26, 2005
Hello! My name is: Emma. My Carers name is: Carol.
I'm sick of writing about myself. I think that's why I haven't been blogging much recently. Well, the only reason I have been is because I like the look of my own font, and the sound of my own fingers hitting the black keyboard.
So today, I have decided to not write about me, and instead write about those that I like. I will not write "I" or "Me" or "myself" or any other first person words after the end of this paragraph. Indstead, I shal relate to myself, if necessary, in the third person. So here I go. Me, Myself & I (sorry, I just had to write about myself one last time befor I continued)
Amy is one of the most beutiful persons on this planet, if not in the universe. Although it is possible that there is some form of super-beautiful-amazing-sexallent-alien race out in the beyond, but it is highly doubtful that anyone would ever stumble across anyone as special as Amy Chapman.
Amy is the house music captain of Cullen - Cullenites like to dress up in green and pretend that they are crocodiles. Yet they are fabulously smashing dancers!
But being house music captain does not, by far define Amy as a person. To realise how beautiful she is, not only do you just have to stand infront of her, but just being near her you can feel her calm and collected, plus caring aura. Amy is one special person.
An amusing story that hasn't yet reached Amy's ears is that today in Emma's band practice - Lachlan and Emma were talking about Amy and Hamish goes to them both, "is she hot?" - Emma was dumbstruck, as it was quite random to the conversation, however she coolly collected her thoughts and replied with "MY GOD YES! - she's fucking amazing!" And then Mr Bain came and the talk of Amy's hotness was forgotten.
She is AMY-azing - and she is also a super good conductor. She even has a stick thing to prove it! Woo!
Sarah Clark is a superhero. She has been told many times by Emma that Emma wishes that she was Sarah. Sarah came to St Leonards in year 7 her teacher was Mr C, aka. the devil. The Devil put all the old St Leonards students next to the new ones, and Sarah ended up next to Emma, her "buddy." Ahh, good times. Sarah, as I'm sure her school reports say, is a diligent student, she is also mighty good looking. These two things combined are what makes Sarah a superhero.
If Sarah wasn't around, Emma would most likely be dead. The most important thing about Sarah, is her ears. Emma doesn't say it enough, but she desperatly wants Sarah's ears.
Sarah was Emma's friend in French, and in France.
To define Sarah in a word is fairly hard, especially since the word "special" has already been used on Amy. But Sarah truely is a really super special person. Sarah wants to be a physiotherapist. This involves being super dooper smart, more smart than the author of this blog can imagine. And that also defines sarah; super dooper smart.
Sarah is a superhero type superhuman.
Who's next? Emma would really like to write about Jono or Kerrie, or Isabel, Charlotte, Brodie, Kumiko and/or Megan at this point in time, but alas they don't actually read this blog. So their loss!
And Polly's gain! Polly is one of the oldest and best friends of Emma. They met at ripponlea estate in 1996 just near the pond. Polly and her friends tried to scare Emma off by telling her that they were crazy. It worked, Emma didn't speak to polly for a while after that.
Polly is one mega cool person. it's possible to get away with calling her obsessive, as that is her main past-time. Her obsessions have ranged from Geology, Comedians, Football and Rock & Roll.
Polly is one of those people who just randomly is cool. Polly could be so unbelievably uncool, but because she is so unbelievably uncool, it makes her cool.
Polly came into Browns Bakery today, and she bought a hedgehog type thing. Then she got "asked to leave" - and Emma just laughed at her.
Angus... well, Angus. Orginally there was going to be a whole entire post on Angus, but it was thought to be too weird and awkward. So instead, Angus will go in the very prominant position of Emma's list of cool people as well... last. But everyone secretly know's last is the best. Why else would books and movies have the most important twist and shock at the end? Because it's not important to the story? No.
Angus is one of those people that Emma can see herself falling madly in love with in 20 years time and kicking herself for missed opportunities as Angus will be happily married to some really special person (such as Shane.)
Here is an Acrostic poem for/about Angus.
AmbiguousNostalgic (towards Emma)GulagUn-poo-likeSerenadable- Em xoxo
p.s i've been constantly updating this since the 8th of August, so if there are a few out of date things, then please excuse me.
