Monday, July 25, 2005
Secret #428 - EXPOSED!
You guy's are in for a treat tonight! This very evening I will be exposing one of my deepest secrets! OOHHH!!!
Well, it's not very exciting - I just had to document it so I can remember it in 10 years time. Unless I'm still doing it, that would be amusing. (Hello me in 10 years time? Am I still doing the death thing?)
Anyway, In maths today I was doing the thing that i do most days, when I thought to myself, hey, I should really document this for the masses to see how weird I am.
Since about mid year 7 I've been doing this, and it's become really creepy. Well, not creepy - it's always been creepy, just now I've realised how morbid and cruel it really is. And I REALLY need to stop doing it as it may be damaging my mental health (or whats left of it)
Yeah, so... During boring classes such as today in Maths and Assembly, I imagine that some "terrorist" i suppose you'd call them, or an international government agent has shot someone in the class through the window with a sniper or something. So there is mass chaos in the class, yet I'm like some spy person myself, like James Bond or some crack like that and I have to run out of the class to stop the bad guy.
Recently James Elefanty has been the one that gets shot but it varies from class to class. Like in Assembly today it was Deanne. Or if there isn't anyone that I particually dislike in the class I pick the person who would have the funniest reaction to being shot. For example, I don't particually hate anyone in my Music class, so if I'm bored of my brain I imagine Mr Fletcher to get shot. Then I imagine him spasaming like he does when he does with the leg trick. It's quite an amusing sight.
Usually if it's in music or assembly, the evil shooter person is hiding in one of the big fig trees outside. But it varies. Sometimes they could be hiding in Helicoptors or on the roof, or sitting on top of the power pole type thing.
It isn't like I wish death upon the people that get imaginary killed, that's just horrible. But hmm... I don't really have an explanation as to who my "targets" are. The whole thing imagined to keep me from dozing off, so really, my targets are helping me stay entertained, therefore I don't dislike them as much.
Now I know some of you out there are going to go "oh my goodness she is a sick freak" and tell me how horrible it is. But really it isn't.
Yeah, so that's one of my secrets unveiled. Woo!
- Em xoxo
