Sunday, July 24, 2005
Me, Myself & I
I don't know why I keep a blog, whenever i hear that someone new has read it I go all read and embarrased. Maybe subconciously I want the world to know who I am. But on the test thing i am supposedly an extreme introvert.Anyway, today/tonight I am going to tell you strange people out there in interent land about me. Well, just about me as a child. It's really not that exciting, it's just more of an excuse to put photos on the internet for safe keeping incase the house burns down. So i shall be posting a few on here to share with the world.
I was born on the 22nd of April 1988. Woo! This is the earliest pic I can find. it's not very exciting, I have my eyes shut and I'm not even smiling. Pfft.
Here's a later one where I am actually being semi polite and I have mustered a smile.
Yes, I looked like a freak back then, all bald and gross. Ahh, but I do miss the days when I could actually fit in a hat. Damn my unusually large head!Here is me at my baptism thing. I'm not sure who is baptising me and I'm not sure where it is, but it's not at our usual church.
My actual godmother couldn't be there for my baptism, so my youngest autny stepped in for her. But here is a picture of my entire family (on my mums side) in about 1989. It's almost my entire family now except for my two cousins who were not born yet. Although I think one of them IS in the photo, just hidden in my aunties stomach and in fetus form. Oh, and the father of the fetus isn't there either.
Thats me in the back corner wearing a *choke* dress. Oh, and that's my grandpa on the right. Apparently I kept him alive for 2 years longer than what the doctors said. So hmmm. I don't remember him at all except for in pictures. He seemed like a pretty cool guy though.Whats next in the stack of photos? Oh yes. - I always liked to be on my high horse, even as a toddler. Although this horse isn't actually that high, nor is he a euphamism, however, his name was fuzzy and i liked him a lot or so i've been told. Ahh, good ol' days in ol' Wagga Wagga.
But along with my drinking habits I also thouroughly enjoyed food. Hang on, that sounds as though it's in past tense... let me rephrase - along with my drinking habits i also thoroughly enjoy food. i even picked it myself!
For my third(ish) birthday, Humphrey B. Bear came to my birthday party. I wasn't too keen on the idea, perhapse I didn't realise that a bear could be 7 times the size of me, or maybe I was just upset because I was in a dress.
Apparently the original humphrey was actaully a man inside a costume (he isn't now though - Humphrey is all bear now) anyway, he was a gay man, but he had to get fired because all these mothers rang up when they found out Humphreys sexuality because they didn't want a gay man entertaining their children. Personally I think they were just jealous of his moves. But what I don't understand is why they continued to let their children watch Sesame Street and Playschool! Everyone knows that there is something more going on between Little Ted and Humpty Dumpty.
Come to think of it, Gay's weren't very well accepted back then, when I got married when I was 3 I wanted to marry my friend Alice, but they made me marry Ryan.
Come to think of it, Gay's weren't very well accepted back then, when I got married when I was 3 I wanted to marry my friend Alice, but they made me marry Ryan.
We were the couple of the century, we even made it onto the front page of the local paper together. Hot stuff.
Thats about all I can be bothered to do today, perhaps another day I will do the "Chronicles of Me" Ages 4 and Up.
- Em xoxo
p.s if anyone is wanting to know, Ryan and I divorced a couple of years ago, so I'm up for grabs.
Thats about all I can be bothered to do today, perhaps another day I will do the "Chronicles of Me" Ages 4 and Up.
- Em xoxo
p.s if anyone is wanting to know, Ryan and I divorced a couple of years ago, so I'm up for grabs.