ok. i think i should document the night in words before i forget it.
Here is Friday/Saturday Days/Nights in chronological order.
yuck. i just found some really gross shit in my ear. anyway... too much information. eh. fuck it. what do i care. Here we go.
- Woke up on Friday Morning, had a shower and shaved my legs and did ghey stuff like that. - Got eyebrows waxed - Went to school. Started off with 20 mins of a free period, then recess, then psych, then english, then left. - Got hair done with Salona and Megan. - Went home and watched Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone with Megan whilst eating icecream and with megan doing my nails (very nicely as well, but they look like rat shit at the moment because of all the fricken crap in my ear. i have no idea what it all is. its nothing that my body would produce. its all foreign. meh.) - Got Ready without megan... cos she went home. - Went to Megans before-party. It rocked. got loads of mad photos which will be posted at a later date when i don't feel so damn filthy.
- Limo arrived. got in. Our driver was called Ron. But i wish we got Amy's Limo. Cos their driver was hot. Fuck this crap in my ear. i swear someone has like mashed biscuits into my ear.
- Went feral in the limo. Cheering everything that had 2 legs. I even managed to get everyone to cheer a shop that had trombones in it. - Got to formal. Almost pissed behind a bush. but restrained myself. There was a massive line to get in, but thankfully there was a hot security guard who made the wait much nicer. - Had trouble walking up the stairs. - Took a leak. found out Bianca (who was completely smashed) had the same hairdresser as me. hot stuff. - Couldent be fucked waiting for the hand-dryer so i walked out of the toilet with wet hands, to find the school principal, and all his douchebag friends waiting for me (well... not just for me, he was waiting for everyone) to shake his hand. So lucky him, he got to shake my lovely wet hand. mmm... wet hands. - Got in and did the meet and greet thing. - after a long search, eventually found our table, which was table number 14. Brilliant position - back corner, right next to the teachers table. hot stuff. - Danced, mingled and perved. - Then whilst half mingling, half perving on other peoples dates, i hear the familiar sound of *stomp.* *clap...* *stomp* *clap.* *stomp.* *clap...* *stomp* *clap.* - which for those of you who have no imagination as to what these words actually represent, i am trying to convey to you, my fricken audience, that i heard the start of "Catch my Disease" by none other, that the fabulous Ben Lee. So i grab Chrissy and rush over to the dance floor and try to find my gangstar ben lee buds. And we went mental during the song. I could barely hear the actual song, and bens voice, we were too busy making our own music. It was beautiful. Walking away from that song, i swear to god i heard like 3 different sets of people (some of who i didn't know) comment on how awesome that song was, just because EVERYONE was joining in. It was fucking beautiful. no joke. i loved it. it was possible the highlight of my night. - Ate food. There was a steak meal and a chicken meal. i was given the chicken, but i swapped with megan because she doesnt eat red meat.
Our table was number 14 (it's in the background)
The Members of Table 14... except for beralds and lucy.
- Danced, mingled and perved. - The "Dancing with the Staff" thing was cool. hot even. But Kitch and Ms Symes soooo should have won. they were fucking awesome. - I can't remember when it was, but the awards were great. Beautiful Isabel Hede (of Black Tennis Dress fame) got Queen, and Thom (does he still spell it tHom?) McCarthy got King. I cheered so hard when they called Iz' name out. we all stood up and went mental. And her hat she got was hot. Conor Robinson got something like most original dress, and James Elephanty got "most likely to hook up" - heh. such a joke. kinda mean tho. - Danced, Mingled and Perved. - We eventually got "Wait and Bleed" played. Last week Polly made a petition so as slipknot was played, and... well... THEY WERE!!! WOO HOO!!! we all went feral. well, as much as we could - my hair hurt if i head banged, and i probably would have exploded out of my dress if i jumped too hard. - I also got tonnes of photos taken. Like... professionally.
Ok. im sleepy now. i will finish this off ASAP - possibly tomorrow. hot.
Its now 1.36pm on Sunday. I feel like absolute crap. i am sick. however, i shall continue as i am likely forget everything soon.
- Formal ended. yeyness. - Went back home via my mothers car with Salona, Megan and Vera. When driving down my street i was telling them about my hot neighbours... and they're gay selection of music. and about how they are hot so it doesn't matter what kind of music they listen to. So anyway, the hot neighbours are having a seedy little gathering in the main hot ones bedroom. But one of them is outside in the street for who knows what reason. We get out of the car to... well... go inside my house, and he comes over to us and is like "hey, who lives here?" and im like "i do" and hes like "oh cool" and im like "yeah, my thoughts exactly" and he's like "wow, i didn't know there were young people in this neigbourhood" and im like "well now you do" and that was my second experience with my hot neighbours. - We got changed and stuff. - Went to steves. waited outside in the freezing cold for steves uncle to tick our names off. almost died of coldness. - Steves was good. kinda cold. and the music was good... the first time. Then after 3 or 4 spins, i just wanted to scratch the CD's. Managed to lick Ravi, Kumiko and Shane. I think i told Jono the majority of my deepest darkest secrets. Also got a fair few out of him... kinda. At one stage James told me it was the first ever time he'd been drunk. quite amusing, but v.believable. - This next point is a bit random, but i needed these two photos next to each other...
- Ran/jogged back to lisa's house with isabel. then did star jumps. Got changed... got into bed. talked, got goss from lisa and luch. slept for... maybe 2 hours max. Then woke up because the others were loud. gheys. Lisa spilt water all over the floor and everyone thought it was pee/spew. i don't know why i wrote that. it seemed important at the time. Lucy and i stayed in bed until about 11.15 when i got ready to go. Here are some pictures of the St Leonards College Formal Queen the morning after: - Went to polly's house, ate her food. - Left to catch the bus to go to monash university to go and see... - PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON STAGE SHOW!!! - it rocked. Puff was so cool. except for the slight fact that you could see a man sticking out the back of Puff. He didn't even try to hide the fact that he was a puppeteer, he was wearing BRIGHT BLUE when puff was BRIGHT GREEN!!! - Missed the bus, so we went and bought chocolate and chips and ate. - I got off the bus at my stop, then went home, making sure to walk past my hot neighbours house. Slept for an hour, maybe a bit less. - Got up, ate dinner and then went to Conors - At conors i got there and almost everybody was watching TV. so i went walkies, and found some randoms out the back near the pidgeons, so i spoke to them for a while until people came. I was talking to a semi-hottie, then kerrie and gen came out and wreaked the vibe. Then all my mates arrived, and i started drinking. and then i got sick. beer and that yellow stuff doesn't go down well. not to mention all the crap that was left in my stomach from last night. - Ended the night just craching on a matress, on the ground with amy and isabel, who was absolutely delerious. - Then i came home via megans car (thanks megan!) and yeah. then i started blogging. then i slept.
And that was my weekend up until now. it is currently 3.40 pm. and i started blogging today at 10.56am. its been effortful. but i made it. ahhh. and photos will come soon.
- Em xoxo
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