i've been asked to tell you the story of the day phlegma needed the toilet...so here we go...
on wednesday, megan, phlegm and i went to book our hair appointments for the formal. phlegm kept complaining about her weak bladder and the fact that she really needed to "pee". now, if you remember the weather on wednesday you'll also remember it to be a very cold and windy day...
so anyway, while waiting for the train at hampton station to take us to north brighton station we decided to hide from the wind by sitting in a little nook with benches.
after the occasional puppy attack by megan (if you know megan you'll know exactly what i'm talkin about), a few randoms that had come and gone preferring to get away from the exciteable puppy, an old lady decided to try her luck in the corner. it was very quiet, and all you could hear were the occasional mumblings of a man on his phone.
so phlegm decides to take this quiet opportunity to voice her frustrations. it was freezing cold and we were all huddling to keep warm, so phlegm says...
now if you'll be so kind as to repeat this out loud, you'll understand why megan and i could not stop laughing...
this is made funnier by her new nickname, chlamydia.
so now chlamydia can be quoted as saying "ooh pee-ness"
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