Wednesday, June 08, 2005
50 things someone else should invent (for me) before i die
1. Coloured contacts for MY eyes (cos apparently i can't have them grrr)
2. Shaped contacts for polly and kate
3. teleporting machines
4. hovercrafts... that work good
5. ok, this is going to sound weird, and i think its more of an evelutionary thing... but, say i feel like eating but im not hungry i will tell my stomach to digest it and teleport all the nutrients and fat n stuff to whoever i like, whether it be a starving child in africa, or someone that i hate and want to make fat and ugly. bwa hahahaaa. And also the need to do it for going to the toilet, so if im busy, someone else can pee for me.
6. suicide machine like in futurama
7. a 4 megapixel camera with more that 4x optical zoom for under $500
8. a law that says "no camels on the right side of the road, KEEP LEFT!"
9. a gel ink pen that doesn't go through the paper but still writes smoothly
10. the death star
11. an education system that doesn't let the little people suffer with no voice.
12. a fair education system
13. a HECS scheme (or is scheme in HECS already... meh.) that doesn't disadvantage poor people... like me.
14. fool-proof condoms
15. an mp3 player that does everything that i want it to and also has loads of imputs for EVERYTHING, that is still small and easy to use and carry.
16. balck nail polish that doesn't chip and is under $10
17. shampoo that smells like hemp shampoo AND anti-dandruff shampoo, that is easy to rinse out.
18. pain killers that actually deaden cramps.
19. a Ben Lee DVD
20. a "best of Ben Lee" album
21. an image file compression method that is vector and lossy. so... in between gif and jpeg.
22. indestructable glasses
23. a magazine that incorporates both fashion, style and celebrity gossip as well as computer geek stuff, all for under $10 - i.e an australian "the face"
24. a democratic system that works... better (especially one in the US. gah!)
25. an automatic scanner machine for the supermarket (already invented, but i'ts damn cool, you just walk through a door, like the airport beeper doors, that beep if you have a gun)
26. a car, thats perfect for me... and cheap to buy/run/own
27. a hairstyle that is easy to do and is not a ponytail. an one that i like
28. a birthday reminder beeper
29. a collar that spray citrus at me whenever i forget to put my contacts in or my braces elastics in.
30. a TV show that incorporates CSI and Lost. hmmm... actually, come to think of it, it would be a really crap show.
31. a beeper that tells you when its a couple of hours before "your monthly bill"
32. a trombone that is light.
33. a trombone case that is soft (but hard enough to protect the bone) and that is comfortable when slung over the shoulder, not to mention stylish. but under $60
34. a light trombone mute
35. a city where everything is perfect, and just how i want it.
36. a city where everyone likes me
37. a city where everyone is hot, and they like me
38. a city which is perfect, where everyone is hot, cool and smart, and they all like me
39. Braces that are invisible but affordable.
40. a robot that can learn for itself, shows emotions, and loves me. (but does not harm anyone... or itself)
41. a bed that fits at school, and you just get wheeled around in it all day at school... or a mega comfy swivel chair.
42. an exam room that is not cold, echo-y, loud and is not a basketball court. oh, with comfy chairs for those killer 3 hour exams.
43. a magic wand... that is magic
44. a good spam filter.
45. a man that
- is loving
- is independant
- has good looks
- is funny
- gives me my own space
- has talent
- has good tastes in music
- lets me do my own thing
- is understanding
- has confidence
- respects life
46. world peace... am i too hopeful?
47. understanding parents
48. a beer that has been brewed perfectly, comes in unsuspecting bottles, is in my price range and doesn't leave a beer taste on your breath.
49. a dog that is a cat... but loves you for who you are, not how much food you give it.
50. an automatically opening front gate for my house.
